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This Page Is For The Quotes From Catwoman/Selina Kyle Who Was Portayed By Michelle Pfeiffer

Quotes[]

I Have A Suggestion...More Like A Question...

—Selina Kyle


Wow! The Batman!...Or Is It Just Batman? [Batman Walks Away] Your Choice Of Course!

—Selina During Her First Meeting With Batman


Honey I'm Home! Oh, Thats Right, I Forgot, I'm Not Married.

—Selina Kyle


[Miss Kitty Meows] What?...How Can Anyone Be So Pathetic?

—Selina To Her Cat Miss Kitty


Well, The Party Never Stops On Selina Kyles' Answering Machine!

—Selina Kyle


Hey Selina, This Is Yourself Calling. Just to Remind You That You Have To Come All The Way Back To The Office And Remeber To Bring Home The Bruce Wayne File Because The Meetings On Wednesday...

—Selina On Her Answering Machine


Well... I Figured Your Password Was Haraldo, Your Pet Chiwowa And It Was

—Selina To Max


Max: What Did Curiosity Do, To The Cat?

Selina: I'm, No Cat, Just An Assistant...Secutary...Assistant


Okay...Go Ahed, Intimidate Me, Bully Me If It Makes You Feel Big! Its Not Like You Can Just Kill Me!

—Selina To Max


I Don't Know About You Miss Kitty But I'm Feeling...So Much Yummier.

—Catwoman To Miss Kitty


I Just Love A Big Strong Man Who's Not Afraid To Show It With Someone Half His Size.

—Catwoman To A Mugger


You Make It So Easy Don't You. Always Waiting For Some Batman To Save You. I Am Catwoman. Hear Me Roar!

—Catwoman To The Lady Who Was Getting Mugged


Max: Selina? Selina, Selina

Selina: Thats My Name Maximilion, Don't Wear It Out Otherwise I'll Make You Buy Me A New One


Max: Selina. This Is Bruce Wayne

Bruce: Yeah, Weve Met Before.

Selina: Have We?

Bruce: I'm Sorry. You Know What? I Mistook Me For Somebody Else. Sorry

Selina: You Mean Mistook Me.

Bruce: I Mistook- Yeah Yeah- Isn't That What I Said?

Selina: [Slightly Laughing] No, I Don't Think So.


Its a blur. Its not compleate amnesia i i Remember Sister Mary Margeret pucking in curch and Betsy Riley saying it was morning sickness and i remember the time the time i forgot to wear my underpants to school and the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky freedburd. Hes dead now. But last Night. Compleate blur

—Selina To Bruce And Max


You Poor Guys, Always Confusing Your Pistols With Your Privates

—Catwoman To Two Security Guards


You Overpaid. Hit The Road.

—Catwoman


Meow

—Catwoman


How Could You? I'm A Woman!

—Catwoman after getting hit by Batman


Lifes A Bitch, Now So Am I!

—Catwoman To Batman


Who Are You? Whos The Man Behind The Bat? Maybe You Can Help Me Find, The Woman Behind The Cat

—Catwoman To Batman


Saved By Kitty-Litter!

—Catwoman


Catwoman: Batman. The Thorn In Both Our Sides. The Fly In Our Ointment.

Penguin: Ointment! [Gets Two Bottles Of Ointment] Scented or Unscented?

Catwoman: I'll Come Back Later


To Destroy Batman, We Must First Turn Him Into Something He Hates The Most. Namely Us

—Catwoman To Penguin


Not Even In Office Yet And Already An Enemy's List?

—Catwoman To Penguin


Why Are You Doing This?

—Selina Talking To Herself


Bruce: Selina?

Selina: Huh?

Bruce:I'm Sorry, I Didn't Mean To Scare You

Selina: Scare Me? No, I Was Scaring Myself Actually

Bruce: I Don't See How


Bruce: You've Got Kinda A Dark Side Don't You?

Selina: No Darker Then Yours Bruce


Bruce: You See Vicki Thought-

Selina: Vicki? [Laughs] Ice Skater Or Stuardess?

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